“As a young man, I picked up an assortment of sharp instruments with the intention of beautifying the people of my city. Now years later, as I look back on my success and plan for my future, I realize that you, my patrons and future clients, are my daily inspiration. With respect for your needs and my abilities, I invite you to sit in my chair.”

Sincerely, Julius Scissor

P.S. I want you to love yourselves a little bit more than before.